Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed – a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. So join us here each week my friends you’re sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligans Isle. Straightnin’ the curves. Flatnin’ the hills Someday the mountain might get ‘em but the law never will.
Boy the way Glen Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us we had it made. Those were the days. Maybe you and me were never meant to be. But baby think of me once in awhile. I’m at WKRP in Cincinnati. He’s gainin’ on you so you better look alive. He busy revin’ up his Powerful Mach 5. Come and play. Everything’s A-OK. Friendly neighbors there that’s where we meet. Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street. Were gonna do it. Give us any chance well take it. Give us any rule we’ll break it. We’re gonna make our dreams come true. Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeds a millionaire. Kinfolk said Jed move away from there. Didn’t need no welfare states. Everybody pulled his weight. Gee our old Lasalle ran great. Those were the days.
They call him Flipper Flipper faster than lightning. No one you see is smarter than he. Well we’re movin’ on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. One two three four five six seven eight Sclemeel schlemazel hasenfeffer incorporated. Said Californ’y is the place you ought to be So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills that is. Swimmin’ pools movie stars. The weather started getting rough – the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would be lost. the Minnow would be lost. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not its just me. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not its just me. And we’ll do it our way yes our way. Make all our dreams come true for me and you. Baby if you’ve ever wondered – wondered whatever became of me. I’m living on the air in Cincinnati. Cincinnati WKRP. Well we’re movin’ on up to the east side to a deluxe apartment in the sky.